in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriendremember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.
They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them
reblogging again
IT GOT BETTER
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
this comment speaks to my soul
poetry
me arriving at the gates of hell
(Source: dyinglolita)
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
q’d hope this posts on wednesday lol
(Source: get-on-the-carousel)
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another.
(Source: mint-kid)
“You always were a happy drunk.”
(Source: cocoaaaaa)